Shield Bash

9th of Desnus, 4697

Day: 9^th           Month: Desnus (May)                        Year: 4697

Sakara’s new husband is a dick head!  Jark?  More like JERK!  He said that I can’t climb all over the trees anymore because I broke one of the branches.  Stupid rule.  Who even likes olives?  And no one cared that I scraped up my hands and knees falling out of the tree when that stupid branch broke?  No one.  It looked sturdy enough to hold my weight.  All I got was  lecture about how “little girls shouldn’t do things that might break others property”.  Like I did it on purpose or something.  It’s a tree.  You’re supposed to climb trees...

10th of Abadius, 4697

Day: 10^th         Month: Abadius (January)                 Year: 4697

Sakara is getting married.  Good for her, I guess.  She’s the oldest, but everyone knows Kara is going to get the real hook.  She’s the smartest and the prettiest.  Sakara is going to get the money though, when mom and dad die someday.  Whatever.  I don’t want to think about that.  Sakara’s new husband, or soon to be husband, seems nice enough.  He brought candy to share with dinner.  Good stuff to.  Not the cheap penny stuff that sticks to your teeth.  And he works at a vineyard.  So when I go to visit them, I can run a lot without Mom and Dad seeing me.  And I bet they have trees I can climb ...

11th of Kuthona, 4696

Day: 11^th         Month: Kuthona (December)             Year: 4696

ASCENSION DAY!!  BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!!!  It’s snowing again.  I hit Amara in the face with a snowball!  It was hilarious and she got all mad and stomped inside.  Whatever.  I got some good licks in on Larsa too before he convinced everyone else to team up on me.  Mom got me a sewing kit.  BLARGH!  Dad got me a new saddle blanket.  That’s cool, I guess.  Annie got me a book on the Taldan Armies of Expansion.  It is soooo cooool.  It has maps tracking the route of every army and their settlements and what they found there.  Tons of maps showing how the borders changed when the armies went out.  She’s the ...

29th of Neth, 4696

Day: 29^th         Month: Neth (November)                   Year: 4696

Mom and Dad met this new family through Dad’s work at Morilla Mercantile Concern.  The Morovia’s work out of Kintargo, ship exotic foods.  Mostly vegetables, so how much money could there be in that.  Apparently, they have the market cornered on carrots with some other guy named Castleman.  I leaned AAAALLLLLLLLLL about that last night at dinner.  Talk about boring.  I did get to spend some time with their daughters though.  Lola and Mimra are twins, both near my age.  Lola is kind of lame, like literally lame.  There’s something wrong with her leg.  But she was nice and sewed up the tear in my fa...

31st of Arodus, 4696

Day: 31^st         Month: Arodus (August)                    Year: 4696

Today was Annie’s birthday party.  She really is a good friend.  The party was kind of lame though.  Just her, her sister, me, and a bunch of Lord Hermans’ friends.  Apparently, Lord Hermans is Annie’s great uncle, so they don’t really know each other.  And he’s always busy with lord stuff, so she doesn’t see him much.  But he’s got this big house with lots of neat stuff in it like armor and shields and swords and books and maps.  SO MANY MAPS!!  His library is like the coolest room I’ve ever been in.  Besides Uncle Carson’s house.  And he knows Uncle Carson too.  Apparently, they were friends and Lord Hermans gave Uncle Carson money for some of his trips.  I got Annie a lap harp.  She says she always wanted to learn. ...

Ep67 - Battle Axe to Grind

With the saboteur finally cornered, the party begins the fight against the one who brought them to this island to begin with.  Some of the characters step up to show excellent combat prowess.  Some of the characters don't.

Ep 66.5 Round Table of Contents 5: Ronin

The long awaited character episode for the one and only Grippli is here.  Learn some details of Ronin's past and how he came to be separated from his kind.

Ep 66- Blood Pool Party

This week we discover the purpose behind the mysterious holes at the bottom of the pit traps.  Where will this discovery lead?  Find out for yourself.

Ep 65- Pit Boss Lady

This episode is just the pits.  And familiar feats.  Oh, and more pits.  Literally pits, not as in a bad episode, just lots of holes in the ground.  How many holes, you ask?  Well, that little mystery will have to be discovered first hand.

Ep 64- Pay Back Bone

If you thought the degenerate serpent-folk skeletons were tough, wait till you hear this fight.  Undead have never given as much trouble as they do in this episode.